Corrupt a wish

(yep i'm going to post a lot of non-art threads until i can post pics )
So if anyone know show to play this, it's one of my favorite forum games!
it's called Corrupt a wish. the concept is, one person makes a wish and the next person corrupts it. then makes their own wish for the next user to corrupt.
EX:
User1 "i wish i had a cat"

User2"wish granted, but he hates you."
User2(in same post)"i wish i could fly"

User3"wish granted but you can only go a foot or two at an inch or so high off the ground"

and so on

Ok, should I start?

Go ahead! it's my favorite one

I wish tomorrow could come faster!

Wish granted, but tomorrow ends to fast and the next day is more boring

I wish that i could be a ferret!

Wish granted, but your fur is really long and you can't see

I wish that my cat would loose weight*

*Please don't make him die

fine
Wish granted but your cat gains all the fat he had back, and twice as much within a month.

I wish that when i become a ferret, i could cut the hair i grew to a perfect length

Wish granted but then you become overweight


This game is cool

You didn't make a wish
it's my favorite game

I wish i was still a ferret, had perfect fur, and stayed healthy forever!
mwahaha!

Whoops!

Wish granted but then your owner puts you out on the streets!


I wish I had my tiel now!

Wish granted. but hes not the mutation you want(not gonna corrupt that a lot, get a tiel!)

I wish i was a perfect ferret that lived on his own and ate rats(but didn't get sick)

Wish granted but then animal control catch and are debating on whther to put you to sleep or not(Obliviously you will survive )



I wish I could rewind time

wish granted, but then you get stuck in time and you have to do over everything you did in the past

I wish that my budgie pair would hurry up and have eggs

Wish granted but all eggs are infertile


I wish I was older

Wish granted, but you are 99 and have arthritis

I'm so mean

I wish that my budgies would stop biting me

Wish granted(wait for it)
But now they learned to get out of their cage and poop on you while you sleep!(or random dive bomb poop attacks!)

I wish that i never had to sleep

Wish granted but then you explode!



I wish I was 18 years old(Old enough to date the guy in my avatar since hes 19)

ow owwoooo!
hes cute, who is he?

I wish i was 18 to!! lol

Granted! But you go on one date with him, and then he hates you! D:

I wish I could horseback ride everyday.

wish granted but then the horse suddenly falls ill

I wish I could meet "the guy"



To Katie:
Search google(images recommend )
His name is Zayn Malik he is in the band One Direction
He's british

Wish granted, but he was an ex serial killer!!

I wish that my future husband has brown hair and blue eyes and our children will be little red heads!

Wish granted, but then he breaks his leg and you and the kids have to carry him to hospital


I wish that my house was made of chocolate

wish granted but then hansel and gretel eat it down!

I wish I could go back to america

Wish granted(you had this coming) but in the summer heat it melts and you get diabetes from all of the chocolate consumed.

I wish i could have an aviary

Wish granted, but then mice get in and eat all your bird food

i wish that french Moult had a cure so that Ava could have a friend